Short Story: The Traditional Way to Greet Your Superiors

Genre: humour

 

“The traditional way to greet your superiors here is to spin one circle and offer booze,” the redhead said.

His brunette colleague, who had just joined them, whacked the back of his head. “Stop teasing the new kid.”

To her, he said, “Please excuse him. How can I help you?”

“I’m looking for my office,” she said.

“Which department?”

“The president’s office.”

The brunette raised an eyebrow.

“I didn’t know we’re getting a new PA.”

“Actually, I’m-”

“President! You’re early.”

The president’s PA approached them. The girl nodded in response.

“I wanted to look around before I start.”

To the two men, the girl said, “As I was saying, I am your new president. We’ll meet officially later.”

Then her smile stretched into a grin.

“So when can I get my booze?”

~End~

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Posted on July 27, 2017, in Short Stories and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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